Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

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I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

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Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

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How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

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Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

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You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

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What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

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Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

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Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

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What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

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Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

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roses are red violets are blue im in class

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Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

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