A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

A disabled man walks into a bar.

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

Women's rights

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

Potassium? K.

I said I hate niiggers

Knock, knock. *answers door*

Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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