What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

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So a seal walks into a club..

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What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r jerks n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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vaginas

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

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How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

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What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

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knock knock ... no one was in

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A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

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Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

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why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

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Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

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Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

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i like pie.

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When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

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