why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

whats black? a black man

What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

Womans profesional lacrosse

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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