- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

Why did the dog eat poop?

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

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