- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

A cow says moo and explodes.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

Whats white and sticky fluff

What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

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