- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

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