What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

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What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

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How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

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What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

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What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

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Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

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Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

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What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

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A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

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Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

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Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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