Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

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What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

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Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

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What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

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so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

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What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

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Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

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An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

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How did the girl die? 25.

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Fox News.

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