Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

A baby seal walks into a club

Your mom.

Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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