How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

Yo momma so fat you have aids

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

my shift key is broken1

What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

Who's there? Knock Knock.

If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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