- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

Black Friday

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

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