Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

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What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant? While the term "Mexican" encompasses a wide range of individuals and individual predilections, the most common cibarious preference would likely be a food that is reminiscent of his or her homeland; that is, what we refer to as Mexican food. An authentic nearby joint sporting such provisions would likely be the most common preference, but, as this description can only be traced on the local scale, a specific restaurant that covers a wider range of locations would be a more appropriate answer. Among the top choices are Taco Time and Taco Del Mar.

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Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

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The BCS

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Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

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What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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Badgers are cool

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What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

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- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

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what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

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A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

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Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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