Romans rights.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

A handicapp walks into a bar

Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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