What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

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Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

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Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

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A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

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Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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rebecca is a hard worker

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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What happened to Liam? He Died.

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

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I am a nigger.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

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Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

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Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

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Why did i write this? I was bored

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What's worse than accidentally biting your tongue? Hitler accidentally biting your tongue.

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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