A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

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there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

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Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

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Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

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An Irishman walks out of a bar

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

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What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Knock Knock! Well come on in!

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A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

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A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

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What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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