- Anti Joke

Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

Good question, probably because I cannot get enough focus to "put a spell" on anyone because of my allergy, I use "autocast" for the rest. "Put a spell" I have not heard that since I was 14, that's really oldschool, and kinda geeky, back then it was code talk... Which is also geeky unless it actually serves a good purpose. AAAND... I served my mandatory time in the army as a minesweeper, we got attacked by fucking allies because of a... Yeah, I killed, people on our same team, still bad people, they offed about everybody else until I showed up, long story short, yeah I offed four of them, but that's like ten years ago.. My turn, you really got a crush on me dont you?

How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

Barack Obama

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

soccor

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

-_- i like trains ... -_-