What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Barack Obama

Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

-_- i like trains ... -_-

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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