How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

thumb_up thumb_down +17

69

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

A handicapp walks into a bar

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

BenWuzHear

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Romans rights.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

THE GAME

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

thumb_up thumb_down +15

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops