what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

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love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

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whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

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A lady forgot to feed her goat. When she went to feed it, It wasn't there. Why? She didn't have a goat. Another lady forgot to feed her cat. When she went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? It died 2 days earlier. A man forgot to feed his cow. When he went to go feed it, it wasn't there. Why? They had ate it for dinner last night. A teenage boy forgot to feed his hamster. When he went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? He spent so much time playing video games that it ate itself. So the boy had his mom make him a sandwich.

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

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What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

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Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

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why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

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Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

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roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

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