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Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

What is white black and Chinese A panda

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

What is white black and Chinese A panda

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

If life throws you melons... ouch

knock, knock whos there child molestor

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