Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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my name is Jacob sartorious

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What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

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Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

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if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

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how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

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Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

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Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

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what is sticky and brown?a stick

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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SCP-009-J is missing. Where has it gone? Is it under the table? Was it sat upon? Is it there on the ceiling? Is it under the rug? Was it gobbled right up by a quantum pillbug? Did it run through the tunnel? Did it fall down the stair? Was it sent back in time to a carnival fair? Did it get on a train to a far-away place? Is it locked in a falsified beacon from space? Did it fall in the oobleck and [DATA EXPUNGED]? If it clogged up the sink, will it have to be plunged? Just where has SCP-009-J gotten to? Oh wait, that's right! SCP-009-J is you!

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why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

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Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

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Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

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Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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