Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

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This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

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What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

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What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

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A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

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What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

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What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

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adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

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hi corey

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Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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