- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

Badgers are cool

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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