Jersey Shore

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then is hit with the full force of all the things he never did in life, of how he wasted his younger years chasing a bigger paycheck rather than trying to live life, and all the love he wasted on people who didn't care about him. He begins to cry as his first drink arrives, and orders many more as the night passes. He loses his keys as he leaves and stumbles home in a drunken stupor, contemplating suicide.

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Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

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A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

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What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

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Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

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NASCAR

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Your mom.

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Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

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What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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