- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

Yo momma so fat you have aids

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

Who's there? Knock Knock.

What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

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