- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

A handicapp walks into a bar

Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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