Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

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WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

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Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

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Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

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What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

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Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

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A lady forgot to feed her goat. When she went to feed it, It wasn't there. Why? She didn't have a goat. Another lady forgot to feed her cat. When she went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? It died 2 days earlier. A man forgot to feed his cow. When he went to go feed it, it wasn't there. Why? They had ate it for dinner last night. A teenage boy forgot to feed his hamster. When he went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? He spent so much time playing video games that it ate itself. So the boy had his mom make him a sandwich.

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love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

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whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

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What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

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what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

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A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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