Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

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What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because while he was swinging, his friends dared him to jump off and called him a chicken when he didn't. Still hesitant, he tried to jump off, but his arm caught on the swing chain and he fell face first into the tanbark. He needs reconstructive surgery to repair his face.

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

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Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

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whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

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What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

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A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Jesus once got nailed to a cross, beaten and gave his life in order to prove he was immortal. Safe to say, people remain impressed even 2000 years later. Moral: Lol, hey, its quite a feat, but what life did he give if he was immortal? Jesus is a okay dude though, he stole donkeys from stables (for transport) and when his disciples asked if stealing was bad he replied: God will provide for them. Awesome.

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a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

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can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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