- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than 24? 25.

Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

THIS IS an anti-joke.

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

Knock, Knock Come in

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

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