Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

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What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

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Get in the car.

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Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

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Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

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Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

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Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

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How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

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3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

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If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

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How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

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a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

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Rick santorum

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my captcha says : forkin chickens

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

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Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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Anti Joke

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