O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

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What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

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poop

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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mc hammers income.

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What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

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Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

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You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

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What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

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varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

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What's worse than eating cows. Death

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girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

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How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

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no

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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