- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

Women's rights

A: Knock Knock B: ...

wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

the WNBA

all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

This is a joke

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

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