A baby seal walks into a club

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why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

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-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

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How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

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Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

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I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

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Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

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the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

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A cow says moo and explodes.

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A women's opinion.

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Why do animals on the side of the road stink? Well they don't, you just think they do when in reality all it is, is there insides rottening From prevous days of exposen of the air now as far as I know all the little baby squrriel Wanted was it get his nuts in the road and it bring back to his starving family counting on him to bring Food to the tree next thing you know a soccer mom's van ran the poor baby squirrel over. Now me knowing this squirrel myself (don't ask me how) he wanted to go out in style you know get ran over by a mustang or a lambo not some bitch ass mini van with sliding doors and a dvd player convinit for the kids to watch spongebob.... man I bet that squrriel was pissed!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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