The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

whats long and green? weed

Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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