- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

Michael Castillo is gay

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

Your Mom.

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

A Irish man walks our of a bar

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

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