- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

Emily Brunelle is skinny

Two english guys meet at work

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

Woman's rights.

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

#Hanging Degus

Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

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