- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

What's funnier than 68 69

what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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