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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

What did the black kid get for his birthday?

when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

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