- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

whats red and falls from a tree an apple

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

what's brown and sticky? A stick

What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

roses are black violets are black im blind

What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

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