How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

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What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

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there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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Two men are walking in a forest And they find this deep whole, so they spit in it to see how deep it but they here nothing So they throw a rock in and still hear nothing Them they find this old tramission and throw that in. A couple second later the goat comes running by and jumps in the whole A couple minutes pass and an old farmer walks up and asks if they had seen his goat and they replied" yea it just ran and jumped into that whole. The farmer says "that's weird considering I had him tied up to an old tramission

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Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

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Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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Justin Bieber

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

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Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

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What do you call a black priest? Father

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Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

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what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

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What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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