girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

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Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

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What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

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Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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A Irish man walks our of a bar

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Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

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What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

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What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

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Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

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How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

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give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

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Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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