- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

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