Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

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Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

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So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

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What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

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what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

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What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

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What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

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What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

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What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

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What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

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What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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