Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

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there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

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What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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Justin Bieber

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Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

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a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because while he was swinging, his friends dared him to jump off and called him a chicken when he didn't. Still hesitant, he tried to jump off, but his arm caught on the swing chain and he fell face first into the tanbark. He needs reconstructive surgery to repair his face.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

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poop is very very yummy.

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Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

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can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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