- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ME NAME IS JEFF

Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

GONNA

What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

Your mama's so fat.

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

meme

what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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