What did the black kid get for his birthday?

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How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

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guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

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What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

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Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

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Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

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Your mom is fat

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What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

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What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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Anti Joke

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