- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

your mum

Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

what's brown and sticky? A stick

What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

what is sticky and brown?a stick

Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

A baby seal walks into a club

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

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