Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

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Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

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Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

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What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

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what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

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Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

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A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

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What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

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Shut the cork up!

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A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

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What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

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Breast cancer.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

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A guy says a joke. It was not funny

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why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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