Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

A cow says moo and explodes.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

Whats white and sticky fluff

Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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