rape that shit

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

thumb_up thumb_down +8

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

thumb_up thumb_down +8

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

thumb_up thumb_down +8

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Carl -Carl wh-wait... carl...CARL OH MY GOD!!!! WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD ,CARL!!!! Where have you been? Oh my god... Mom's DEAD! When we all thought you were dead she hung herself! IT'S YOUR FAULT SHE'S DEAD, CARL! YOUR FAULT!!!!!! YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT CARL! YOU KNOW THAT? I hope you burn in hell.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

thumb_up thumb_down +8

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

thumb_up thumb_down +8

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

thumb_up thumb_down +6

A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

thumb_up thumb_down +6

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

thumb_up thumb_down +6

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Shut the cork up!

thumb_up thumb_down +6

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops