How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

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s e m e n

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What time is it? Refrigerator

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

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what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

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Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

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love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

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What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

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Ron Paul for President!

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What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

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Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

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Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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