- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

What did the black kid get for his birthday?

when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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