why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

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What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

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Deadly cancer.

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What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

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What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

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Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

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Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

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When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

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NASCAR

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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Jerry.

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How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

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