1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

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knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

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I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

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Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

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You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

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Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

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Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

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What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

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What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

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Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

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What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

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John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

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What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

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What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

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A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

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An Antihumorous Story Part One A rich man named Richard told his son James that he could have anything in the world for his thirteenth birthday. James only asked for one thing: a silver box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. So Richard gave him a metal box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. Five years later, Richard heard a strange noise coming from James' room. It was the sound of a machine whirring, then a high pitched scream. All of a sudden, James bursted out of his room and ran out of the house. Later, the boy could not recall the incident. It was completely erased from his memory. For his eighteenth birthday, James asked for a golden box containing 785 pink ping balls. So it was granted him. For the next ten years, Richard kept a careful eye on his son. Every night, James could be heard whispering madly, "It's almost ready," over and over. For his twenty-eighth birthday, James asked for a simple wooden box that had one million pink ping pong balls inside. "What do you need all those pink ping pong balls for?" Richard finally asked. James froze, fiddling with something in the pocket of his jacket. "Oh yes, that. They were necessary for--" Then he got hit by a bus.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

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What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

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