Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

Your mom.

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

Homosexuals are gay.

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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