What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

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Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

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What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

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What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

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Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

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Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

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What do you call a black priest? Father

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What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

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What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

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What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

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Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

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Two men are walking in a forest And they find this deep whole, so they spit in it to see how deep it but they here nothing So they throw a rock in and still hear nothing Them they find this old tramission and throw that in. A couple second later the goat comes running by and jumps in the whole A couple minutes pass and an old farmer walks up and asks if they had seen his goat and they replied" yea it just ran and jumped into that whole. The farmer says "that's weird considering I had him tied up to an old tramission

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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