How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

THIS IS an anti-joke.

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

She said no

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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