You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

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What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

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Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

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Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

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1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

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What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

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A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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