Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

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why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

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Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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