- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

i like pie.

Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

Mmmmmmmmbutch

Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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