- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.