- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

knock knock ... no one was in

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

i like pie.

what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

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