Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

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Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

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Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

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Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

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Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

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Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

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What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

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cancer

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So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

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If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

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roses are red violets are blue im in class

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Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

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what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

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a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

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What's big and fat? An obese man.

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I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

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Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

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roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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