What time is it? Refrigerator

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

Ron Paul for President!

What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

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