Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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