What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

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Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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A man walks into a pole.

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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What do all of these jokes have in common? They're not funny. You see, the definition of an anti-joke is a "type of indirect humor that involves the joke-teller delivering something which is deliberately not funny, or lacking in intrinsic meaning. The audience is expecting something humorous, and when this does not happen, the irony itself is of comedic value." As this is a page full of anti-jokes, we know to expect the unfunny - thus robbing us of the experience of an anti-joke.

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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