It’s dead.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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banana

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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