Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

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What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

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What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

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What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

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Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

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Why did i write this? I was bored

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A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

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Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

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How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

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XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

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Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

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Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

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