A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

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What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

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wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

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What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

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Your mother is so fat that she once ate an entire peach cobbler in one sitting and chastised herself yet again for her lack of self-control over her eating habits and her need to fill the holes in her self esteem with the short-lived gratification she gains from eating too much of the foods she finds tasty.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

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Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

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What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

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whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

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Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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