- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

An English man walks into a pub.

How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

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Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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