- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

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So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

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