- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

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