- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I share two rooms with my mother.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

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so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

knock knock ... no one was in

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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