- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

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