Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

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I had my period 3 days ago.

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Three women are sent to heaven. Theres a blond , brunette , and a redhead. There are 100 steps to heaven and on every step god tells you a joke and you cant laugh. The redhead makes it to step 23 then laughs. The brunette makes it to step 67 then laughs. Finally the blond make it all the way to the 100th step and before god can tell the joke she laughs. God asks why are u laughing? And the blond says " i just got the 1st one"!

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Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

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Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

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who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

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I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

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whats a dick a dick

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Badgers are cool

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Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

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What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

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The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

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How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

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Dylan is a person

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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What is Worse than the holocaust?

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

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Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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