a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

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What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

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Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

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What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

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You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

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What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

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A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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