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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

A black guy walks into a bar... 3 hours later He walks out...

I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

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