Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

Once upon a cross

Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

colby doesnt shave

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

I share two rooms with my mother.

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Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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