whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

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A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

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Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

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WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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Your all fags

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Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

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Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

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Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

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what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

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Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

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Why did the man die? He got shot!

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

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An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

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Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

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What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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