- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

Hello

Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

i'm funny

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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