- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

Your mama's so fat.

1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

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