whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

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An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

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Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

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What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

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Is this where I type the joke?

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neil patrick harris

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

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whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

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A man named Joe has practiced drawing cartoon characters his entire life. When Joe turns 15 he decides to enter a local drawing competeiton. Joe works very hard drawing his cartoon and finally finishes. When it is the time to hand in his drawing his drawing, he hands it in an receives a satisfying 2nd place and continues on with his life. Two years later Joe decides to enter another drawing competeiton (this one much more competitive) after his drawing skills have tremendously increased. He begins drawing and is 3/4 of the way finished when Joe is brutally murdered by a mentally disturbed man and cannot hand in his art work and is therefore disqualified from the competeiton and loses.

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Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

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A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

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Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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Yes.

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if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

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What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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